You Couldn't make this up

So with the recent weather and storms a very large tree has fallen at Haigh Park. Wigan Council have put the picture below out showing people looking at it. Yep big tree OK lads stop looking at it and get cutting.

But in true Don't Blame the Council ( remember that TV programme ) Wigan Council lads look at it scratch their heads. and say, "what happens here?"

Answer from colleague - keep you gob shut and we can drag this gig out for a week. Then we bum around and then come back in a week and cut it up!

Yes it#s a big tree go and get that chain saw out the back of you van and  cut it up! But no Wigan Council do nothing for a week. Mind you with the popularity of wood burners maybe Wigan council are hoping people just come and take their own wood. That way they don't have to do anything in a week.